RAAAAAAAANT

Considering nobody looks at this anymore because I never post, it's time to spill out some healthy rants. K? K.
*sigh* I hate having to rant about relationships, but it seems like I have to.
A dear friend of mine decides it's a good idea to go for a previous ex of mine, and because I value my friend's happiness over mine, I was all "Oh yeah it's cool with me." No, it really wasn't. I fucking hate this fact.
Mainly because I wasn't good enough. I was not the guy that could make her happy. I was not good enough at all.
But all of a sudden he is? Am I just that guy that you could just shit on and expect to be happy about it? I was basically just that guy you could date for a bit and just throw away because you apparently just couldn't do it. But now you can. That's cool and everything I guess.
This situation is going to interfere with our bro time. Because every time I go over, all I'm going to see is that guy who is better than Jake. I won't be able to play a simple game of magic without wanting to leave. I won't be able to listen to mad chill music without just wanting to break out a window. It's stupid. I hate how I am about this, but it's happening, and it needs to end.
I also enjoy how I try to keep in contact with you just to be friends, but obviously I'm really not one to you. I was the fallback guy so you could start off better with everyone else.
But me.
You know, if I was tragically killed in a car accident or something, you wouldn't fucking care. You really wouldn't. Because everyone else out there can be your friend. I don't have to be here for you to be happy. You have him now. That's all you need. I was at least somewhat a good-hearted Christian who didn't do anything horrible. But somebody who enjoys weed and is Atheist beyond belief is better? Hmm.


Oh well. Whatever floats your fucking boat. I'm glad that I can just walk around knowing I'm the biggest piece of shit to you ever. I'm really fucking happy for you both. I fucking hope things are just the best for both of you. Because I'm apparently a fucking good friend.

Oh well.

I plan on going on a "friend hiatus" here after a few weeks or so. Once I get my truck. I plan on shutting everyone out of my head except for Adam, Bryce, and Kelsy. This will go on for about a month. Either everyone will realize how better off they are without me or rape my phone. Either way, hopefully this will give me time to clear my head and work out. I need to lose weight. Hopefully people will leave me the fuck alone.

Deep Frying

Ok, so Adam and I are inspired to start deep frying whatever the fuck we want. Watching EpicMealTime kinda does this to us. Here's a few ideas:

• Banana
• Banana with peel
• Banana dipped in cake batter
• Cold pizza
• Cooked pizza
• Candy bars
• Candy bars dipped in awesome batter
• Pancakes
• Bacon strips
• and bacon strips
• and bacon strips
• and more bacon strips
• Muffins
• Cereal
• Twinkies dipped in something
• Oreos dipped in frosting
• Pot pies
• A turkey sandwich
• Cheese cubes dipped in batter
• Batter
• Honey buns
• Pigs in a blanket
• Spaghetti
• AND...chips

Ways to dick-slap the world

1. Win Apple from a poker game with Steve Jobs. Nuke it (or for you tards who don't know what I'm saying, nuke the company of Apple).

2. Win lottery. Go on the most popular news channel and report that you're dropping it from a blimp somewhere in the world. Purchase $1,000,000 of Monopoly money. Drop that instead.

3. Take over Google. Take their servers and melt them in order to make the frame for a makeshift Ferrari. Drive it off a cliff.

4. Become a diplomat. Get all of the world's countries together, united as one. Go into office. Shit on desk. While the leader is there.

5. Cure cancer. Everyone knows the government makes money on that.

6. Purchase Kenya for cheap. Buy expensive nuclear equipment. Nuke everyone else.

7. Vote for Obama.

8. Promote the Shake Weight.

9. Legalize the purchasing of marijuana. Make it illegal to smoke it.

10. Become president of a sugar packet company. Replace the sugar with anthrax.

11. Build new twin towers. Bomb them again.

12. Make all internet porn free. Replace them all with "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

13. Shut down all Call of Duty servers.

14. Make all contraceptive devices illegal.

15. Remove all bathroom stall walls.

16. Become friends with Rebecca Black.

All of these stupid ideas that probably didn't make you laugh are brought to you by myself, Jake Terry, and by good buddy Deven Guillote.

Why oh why?

This is one of those posts because tired.
Urgh.
I should be sleeping because William and I have a tournament for Yugz at around 11ish, and we have to leave around 8ish because of the drive. We are finally releasing our inner geeks. AND we can win stuff :D

Most importantly, I might actually win at something. This stupid bitch game is about the only damn thing I'm good at doing. That and my job. Otherwise, not much else, so this is actually important to me.

IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT GOD

Anyways, I'm almost positive I might have messed with my deck recipe too much, but hey, it's been fine for now. Dragons are super cheap/rape/diabeetus. I enjoy winning. Probably because I'm not a winner.

A winner isn't me.

lol

Fuck Kish starts in a day. Dammit. I was enjoying not going to school.
Reasons why Kish is so much better than high school:

• more people to meet
• obviously more females to talk to AND possibly even relate to! Maybe even go as far as decided to use even go WANT to do look more like and date so!
• Drinking! Why use your time wisely when you can drink it away?
• Buttsex!...no wait...that's a bad example.
• Shit!

Reasons why these reasons are wrong:

• More people to meet? Sure, but who says I'm gonna like them?
• No matter how many females there are, they will always have excuses to why they can't date you. As far as I'm going to use even go want, I will just be a friend to everyone (maybe).
• I don't drink like college students.
• I was hoping for this one. Lots of it.
• Yes

Well some of these were correct afterall. Gee.

So the heritage fest here in Rochelle  sucked ass. Really, huge ass.

I'm practically out of ideas for this post now.

Bunnies

I need to leave

I'm starting to realize the source of my depression. I'm starting to realize what I truly need.

I need to get the fuck out of here.

I hate being here. I don't feel like I belong anywhere. I'm one of those guys who actually considers the thoughts of others in a serious matter, stays up really late JUST to get a few laughs out of Tumblr, has a child's card game as his hobby, and is a huge video game geek. Nobody wants that here, so I need to leave. Soon.

Once college is done, I'm saving up money and leaving as soon as fucking possible. Yeah, some will actually miss me, but I really need to consider what's best for me. And where I plan on moving?

Heh. It won't be anywhere in Illinois.

I plan on moving fucking far away as possible. Of course I'll keep in touch with people, but I really do feel ever so worthless living here. It's as if I actually don't belong anywhere here at. all.

Of course I'll miss quite a few friends of mine. Will, Cory, Scott, other Scott, Deven, Keenan, and many others. But of course I'd miss Kelsy the most. It's upsetting to realize that I'd be leaving them behind, but it's what I need.

New places, a new life, a new future.

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Why Rock Band 3 was a failure but a success for those who actually understand the concept of instrument peripherals.

The Rock Band and Guitar Hero series were made for many things, but the main thing they strive for in these games is simple: fun.

People have fun when they use plastic instruments to hit notes on a scrolling board. They don't need musical talent to complete a song on Guitar Hero. Just rhythm.

But those who do have musical talent cannot hold in their bitching about such music games. They want so much more than colorful buttons and a simple 4 pad 1 kick set.

They want real instruments. This was the downfall of Harmonix.

Rock Band may have been a rip-off of Guitar Hero, but they did a few things right. They made it more of a party game. Of course, Guitar Hero 5 was a better party game, but this isn't about that. Rock Band introduced drums as well as vocals. Vocals have always been around, but it was never integrated in a rock-based game. Rock Band could support up to 4 players. What better way to define "party game" than to do just that. But let's move on...

Rock Band 2 kept the same 4 player format, and they introduced a shit ton of new songs. Also, the original Rock Band for Xbox 360 allowed those who owned it to pay a 400 MSP price to rip most of the tracks off the disc and put them on your harddrive. Because of this, the Rock Band 2 library would be massive. Once again, they managed to keep it a party game. But with all good things, something will go wrong.

Rock Band 3 was when the shit hit the fan. Like I said above, those with musical talents bitched about how you couldn't use real instruments in the game. Well guess what, cockmongers? You got what you wanted. You managed to convince Harmonix to make guitar and drum peripherals to suit your needs. But for what? You don't even WANT them anymore. Harmonix made your instruments and now you don't even want them. The lesson here is that video game companies should only take advice from gamers who actually make sense. Harmonix should have stayed with their original concept: plastic instruments that aren't real instruments. Even if some gamers want playable instruments to use in the game and they bitch about not having them, they still buy the plastic ones because they have no choice. If they truly wanted something more complex and exciting, they wouldn't have bought the first peripherals at all. But it's already said and done. Harmonix is now losing money because they listened to all the gamers with chodes in just about every hole in their bodies. What could have been a decent, well-sold game turned into a disaster. Good job Harmonix for listening to the retards of the gaming world.

Good. Fucking. Job.

And good job for those who aren't satisfied with plastic controllers. If you want real instruments sooooo badly, why don't you learn the actual instrument and start a real band? Yeah, I play Rock Band more than I should, but I actually can play electric bass and drums. Also, I'm in a band. And I don't bitch about how unrealistic a video game is. That's why it's a video game. Derp.

Thunder only happens when it's raining

Song I'm listening to: Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
Current Feelings: a mixture of awesome because of bros and depression because I keep feeling this way for some shitty reason

I have some of the most fucked up dreams. Seriously. Shit gets real when I close my eyes.

I once fell asleep in study hall. Now, mind you, no one falls asleep in study hall (sarcasm.....), so this was a big thing. I recall me having an adventure in the Road Ranger play place. That was a fun experience.

I once dreamed that I hung myself.

I dreamed that I did it again.

I'm always late for work in my dreams. Yet I'm always on time in the real world.

I'm always late for class because I get caught up in the Rochelle high school gift shop.

Back in the apartment in Creston, I had various dreams of me living in an igloo.

Whenever I have a girlfriend in my dreams, we're always happy together. Everything is awesome and shit. Needless to say, the opposite happens in real life. Except that I'm forever alone. So I can't really say the opposite happens. Because I've actually been happy with 2 of the 3 girls I've dated.

I've killed people in my dreams. They were happy moments.

And yeah, that's about all I can remember. Not much excitement here.