Left 4 Blog

Once again I find myself sitting in Deven's basement having a jolly good time. These are the days I treasure the most. Just Scott, Deven, Buttney, 38 illegal immigrants, an Alot, and of course, I, are sitting in a kidney-shaped (kinda?) furniture clusterfuck. Right now, the old memories of Left 4 Dead are returning, and boy do I miss that game.

How could I forget the shitty AI system, zombies pumped with bullets yet still slapping you, and poor level design?

I'll also throw in shitty dialog and glitches. It's a fun time. For example:

Zoey: "Weapons here. Wea-wea-weapons here weapons here wea-wea-weapons here."

Me: "I HEARD YOU YOU STUPID BITCH THERE'S SOME DAMN WEAPONS SOMEWHERE IN THE AREA. GAWD!"

The game was meant to have fun, and I love that game and it's ways to have fun, but I DON'T GIVE A FU-

Actually I do give a fu-

Regardless of minor glitches, Left 4 Dead will always be a favorite game of mine.

Of course the game WILL kill you in various ways JUST to make sure you aren't superior to the AI system.

EVEN THOUGH A FECES-THROWING MONKEY BITCH IS BETTER THAN THE AI.

BLAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHGHJFJIEOWVJKL I think this post has been killed. I'm gonna try and play some L4D.