YAY FIRST ACTUAL POST AND SHIT

You want Asian food right now.

If you believe this statement and actually want Asian food, you might consider that statement to be a disease because of how easy it is to catch it.

YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG.

There's nothing wrong with Asian food. There's nothing disease-like about it. Diseases are bad, and by saying that my statement is a disease, you're bringing a negative connotation to it.

I DON'T DESERVE THAT SHIT

Think of it as a "pleasant plague." See? By adding the word "pleasant," it appears as if you wanting Asian food due to me saying it is a good thing. Disregard plague, acquire Asian food.

I mean, you could refer to the impulse of wanting Asian food due to my statement as "wonderful warts."

Actually, scratch that. Never refer to that as "wonderful warts." Ever.




Ever.



Dammit...I want Asian food now....