There's a difference?!

Apparently so.

My friend Deven has informed me that "fucking" and "making love" are two different things. Let me explain:

"Fucking" is defined as "thrusting forcefully," as in wrecking any girl's innocence within two seconds of intercourse.

"Making love" is defined as "taking it slowly and being gentle," as in handling a newborn kitten; you can't just go hard. Either go cute or go home.

Let me explain how we got on this topic:

We're watching Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, and the scene with Tifa comes on. Well, the first comment I make, since you know, I'm a guy, is "Dude, she's hot as fuck."

I'm allowed to make unnecessary comments about Final Fantasy chicks, aight?

And Deven is all "Yeah, Scott said that for the longest time."

Then I start remembering Yuna, Rikku, and Paine from Final Fantasy X-2. Yuna and Rikku defined what super-fantasy-hot-shit was. Paine was rather....the dud of the game. 'nuf said.

Then I mentioned the fact that if I was in the game, I would destroy Yuna.

Then he made the comment of "You can't just fuck her, dude, you would have to make love first."

What?

So yeah, there's a difference. It's good to know I guess.

And I'm showing extreme disrespect towards fantasy chicks, not actual girls in real life. Then again, I'm probably an asshole, according to every female who isn't close to me.

I think it's time to end this post now.