Why plungers prove to be useful

Plungers are known to unclog your toilet when a family member/friend/dinosaur takes such a large shit that your toilet rejects the massive waste and decides that it isn't gonna flush.

Everyone knows you don't buy plungers for that reason! Silly people...

Plungers make great craft ideas!

Like so...

My Adv. Lit teacher found this in his room. We don't know who did it, but that person deserves mad respect for such a feat.

By the way, if you've read Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut, you'd know what that atrocity is in my picture.

It is known as a Tralfamadorian, for those who do not know. One is described as having a body shaped like a toilet plunger with a hand on top and an eye in the palm. Genius, no?

Someone made this, and now I must find this person and shake his/her/it's hand. I am going to make one as soon as possible. It will grace my room with such mad awesome and other forms of sexual activity.